Thursday, April 12, 2012

I Eat

I eat because:
  • I'm bored
  • I'm tired
  • I'm hungry
  • I'm thirsty
  • I don't feel well
  • I'm happy
  • It's a holiday
  • It's morning, lunchtime, night...
  • I'm hanging out with friends
  • I'm in the car
  • I like food
  • I've been watching the food network too much
  • Someone else is
  • They're giving out free samples
  • My kids left it on their plate
  • There's not enough leftover to save
Empty Plates: pasta and red sauce.

Mostly though, I've been unconscious! If you don't pay attention it doesn't count, right? I don't want to be unconscious anymore.

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